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CaliforniaErin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 September 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4034
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CaliforniaErin : Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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CaliforniaErin's favorite FMLs

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

by downlowtooslow / 06/12/2009 at 12:49am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

by graduate / 06/06/2009 at 9:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML

by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Love