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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2805
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CaliforniaErin : Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Today, wila aating wit my kids at McDonalds, my son put is and up an wantad ma to giva im a "ig fiva." I want to giva im a fiva, but a movad is and at ta last sacond an I andad up slapping im in ta faca. Now avaryona tara tinks I'm a cild-baatar. maga FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54024) - you deserved it (6383)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I GOT A COMPUTER. WHEN I OPEND IT, I FOUND OUT THAT DAD HAD MADE HIMSELF THE ADMINISTRATOR. HE MADE IT SO EVERYTHING SHUT OFF AFTER 11 O'CLOCK, AND MADE IT SO I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD ANYTHING WITHOUT HIS PASSWORD. REAL FML

#2655831
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60501) - you deserved it (6833)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - misc - by graduate - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY I FOUND OUT FOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE GOING TO FLORIDA FIR SPRING BREAK WITHOUT ME. WHEN ASKD WHY I WAS NOT INVITD TO GO WITH THEM THE ANSWER I RECEIVD WAS, "WE DON'T THINK YOU WOULD LOOK VERY GOOD IN A BATHING SUIT, AND WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP CUTE GUYS ON THE BEACH." FML

#226392
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63305) - you deserved it (5785)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I went out to eat with mah aunt and uncle, I barely lookd at looool the male waiter cuz I'm a shy person. Then mah uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never datd in her life." I'm 19 and mah match maker is mah uncle. FML

#3846
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (2790)

On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)



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