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by annoym / 02/21/2012 at 6:49am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
by Jeathrow / 02/16/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by KDM / 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love
by lol / 01/25/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by cul8erqtpie20 / 01/03/2012 at 11:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
by justnance / 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me.… Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole… Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is…