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by nobodylovesme / 04/04/2013 at 2:46am / United States (California) / Love
by Beast / 03/30/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/30/2013 at 1:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
by crunknasty / 03/30/2013 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Kids
by Badam / 03/29/2013 at 9:29pm / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
by sarajj / 03/29/2013 at 5:36pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I had to present a project for my science class. I began explaining my project; looking at all the bored people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness then caused me to laugh hysterically, causing my classmates to laugh. My teacher felt sorry for me and told me to sit down. FML
by esbemebe1113 / 03/27/2013 at 5:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by soontobesingle / 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love
by f-ugly / 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm / United States / Love
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm / United States / Kids
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
by Jessica / 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
by kindergarten teacher / 03/23/2013 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by SierraDiaz2097 / 03/23/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm / France (Lorraine) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high… Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn.… Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to…