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CaliLoveFire

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CaliLoveFire

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4154
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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CaliLoveFire's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

#21487775
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23875) - you deserved it (1840)

On 11/03/2015 at 6:42am - work - by LadyLou (woman) - Australia

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24397) - you deserved it (1453)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (5125)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27888) - you deserved it (24946)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28955) - you deserved it (2092)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46462) - you deserved it (3257)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36720) - you deserved it (5324)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

#21334677
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33127) - you deserved it (2890)

On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML

#21300362
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27865) - you deserved it (5814)

On 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35635) - you deserved it (2716)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, is the start of the third month that I prayed I would be fired, just so I didn't have to quit because I hate awkward conversations. FML

#21281210
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27502) - you deserved it (8239)

On 10/19/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39451) - you deserved it (3950)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML

#21277469
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36368) - you deserved it (3102)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

#21277425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35687) - you deserved it (4941)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)



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