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CaliGali

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CaliGali

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1541
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CaliGali : College student, loves life, love to laugh and stay away from drama. I stay away from people who create drama too and focus on what's important to me. I've learned not to trust people easily but I also believe that great people still exist although hard to find sometimes but it's worth it when you find them :-)

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CaliGali's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

#4863125
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16949) - you deserved it (50637)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
903 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62701) - you deserved it (651305)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

#459925
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82628) - you deserved it (15097)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

#122747
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19656) - you deserved it (51355)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243171) - you deserved it (82397)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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