About CaliGali : College student, loves life, love to laugh and stay away from drama. I stay away from people who create drama too and focus on what's important to me. I've learned not to trust people easily but I also believe that great people still exist although hard to find sometimes but it's worth it when you find them :-)
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by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
by lilben / 06/10/2011 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by yobruh / 05/17/2011 at 12:54am / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
by notacreeper / 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm / Love
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by jacky tu / 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Animals
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Username / 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm / Kids
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
by anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 1:00am / Japan (Okinawa) / Kids
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
by ZINGER / 11/14/2009 at 1:02am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation