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CakeFake

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3915
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 3:14pm<b>chrisseesyou</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:53am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 5:56am<b>badmandilon</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 1:40pm<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:36am<b>martini47</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:05pm<b>ActionFearo</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 6:54am<b>itskvn</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 6:39am<b>Vivaa1</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:51am<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:25am<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:40am<b>NephilimPie</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:35am<b>colvindj</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:19am<b>Loomunati</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 3:47am<b>DudeEvil</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:46am<b>thinblue32</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:05am<b>Qele</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 10:31pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:44am

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CakeFake's favorite FMLs

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18324) - you deserved it (34708)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37110) - you deserved it (2446)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (6705)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34367) - you deserved it (4979)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27587) - you deserved it (2841)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

#21325704
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28723) - you deserved it (7183)

On 12/28/2014 at 4:07am - kids - by angryman -

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

#21311570
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37837) - you deserved it (6019)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33501) - you deserved it (5805)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his 10th beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

#21289623
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30638) - you deserved it (3745)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:26am - misc - by helosthisshit (man) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40328) - you deserved it (6705)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41158) - you deserved it (3974)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36259) - you deserved it (9054)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

#21223464
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21468) - you deserved it (62571)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML

#21217897
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42734) - you deserved it (6939)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)



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