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by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by erphy21 / 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2015 at 11:00am / South Africa / Kids
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 6:57am / Ukraine (Donets'ka Oblast') / Transportation
by savannahsboxxx / 07/11/2015 at 8:09am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by WCARlover / 06/19/2015 at 11:43pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
by fuckstudentloans / 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
by queengarmin / 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm / Ireland (Laois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/29/2015 at 11:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by FreshDonuts / 02/28/2015 at 12:03am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals
- Today, my sister told me to mind my own business when I freaked out about the used tampon she keeps… Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…