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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59475) - you deserved it (7563)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54485) - you deserved it (3694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML


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On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML


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