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Cairo_
  • Town/Country : Hartford, CT, USA =]
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cairo_ : Cairo(:
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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47510) - you deserved it (5423)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that’s what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
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I agree, your life sucks (42979) - you deserved it (2503) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19288) - you deserved it (3480)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
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I agree, your life sucks (44727) - you deserved it (6081)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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