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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1003
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cairo_ : Cairo(:
soccer.lacrosse.skating.
weed.everclear.bisexual.
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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55074) - you deserved it (7109)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50084) - you deserved it (3382) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24340) - you deserved it (4601)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53654) - you deserved it (8029)

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