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Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21805) - you deserved it (6207)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11580) - you deserved it (79450)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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