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Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19874) - you deserved it (5908)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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205 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78731) - you deserved it (18476)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22437) - you deserved it (63028)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)



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