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  • Number of visits : 982
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CabZ : Inbox me if you wanna get to know me :$ ttyl creeps!

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Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30619) - you deserved it (11405)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44015) - you deserved it (3102)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25270) - you deserved it (19071)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

#14849196
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42209) - you deserved it (5213)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

#14808267
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34391) - you deserved it (5500)

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