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C_Vampire
  • Town/Country : Butler, PA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 444
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Wal-Mart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

#4574757 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (9301) - you deserved it (37464)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by lolreturn (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85125) - you deserved it (5570)

On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)