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About CVTTRVN : Objective: Seeking a 43 yr old recent divorcé with a highly diversified stock portfolio who is willing to pay the full extent of my uni tuition.
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Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
Friday 22 May 2015