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CVTTRVN
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 August 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1008
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CVTTRVN : I serve ice cream and fro yo for a job, soooo that automatically makes the sweetest person dontcha think? :)

Soon to be freshie @ UC IRVINE!!

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CVTTRVN's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

#20943580
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50399) - you deserved it (6469)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML

#20777932
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43380) - you deserved it (5478)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15863) - you deserved it (29279)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60900) - you deserved it (10468)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70530) - you deserved it (3954)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt



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