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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (19 years)
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About CVTTRVN : Objective: Seeking a 43 yr old recent divorcé with a highly diversified stock portfolio who is willing to pay the full extent of my uni tuition

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Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML


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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML


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On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML


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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML


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On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

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