About CTMPandemonium : I'm not saying I'm Batman.... I'm just saying nobody has ever seen Batman and me in the same room...
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CTMPandemonium's favorite FMLs
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by ahhhboys / 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm / Romania / Love
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Animals
by tmac05 / 11/13/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 10:29am / United Kingdom (York) / Transportation
Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML
by Problem / 11/07/2010 at 3:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Work
by gross / 10/20/2010 at 12:14pm / Australia / Love
by lookslikeaboyapparently / 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/02/2010 at 9:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
by huj / 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…