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by phoneless / 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm / Jordan / Miscellaneous
by OL2R / 04/17/2012 at 4:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
by booearns / 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm / United States / Animals
by anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/20/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Transportation
by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by britanyann / 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm / United States / Animals
by balkangirl94 / 12/23/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by GlowInTheDark / 12/09/2011 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
by Notadrinkanddriveidiot / 12/07/2011 at 9:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by honeybadger123 / 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 9:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex… Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden,… Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to…