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CTMPandemonium

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CTMPandemonium

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2853
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CTMPandemonium : I'm not saying I'm Batman.... I'm just saying nobody has ever seen Batman and me in the same room...

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Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19645) - you deserved it (21811)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

#19482686
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10267) - you deserved it (34085)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

#19481808
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21813) - you deserved it (2610)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

#19480957
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (6694)

On 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14389) - you deserved it (33359)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10979) - you deserved it (39452)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32235) - you deserved it (4991)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6287) - you deserved it (36487)

On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27242) - you deserved it (4569)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (5760)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (3196)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29180) - you deserved it (3414)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13016) - you deserved it (41306)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29631) - you deserved it (6792)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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