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by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm / Miscellaneous
by ohman / 10/02/2010 at 2:28am / Singapore / Love
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
by anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 3:37am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by MisterMisinformed / 09/01/2010 at 12:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by notyoueallie / 08/20/2010 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
by Blueberrypicc / 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Julia / 08/02/2010 at 5:50am / New Zealand (Otago) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
by XxHinkaixX / 07/31/2010 at 10:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML
by rosesareyellow / 07/30/2010 at 12:40am / United States (Alabama) / Geek
by OhNo / 07/13/2010 at 11:02am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by laurenraeee / 05/25/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…