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CRrawsum

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CRrawsum

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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5928
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About CRrawsum : Screenwriter/ makeup artist in training.

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Today my boyfriand and I wara about to taka our first showar togathar . Whan ha cama into tha room ha had swimming trunks on . FML

#14404021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35821) - you deserved it (5174)

On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, Mah Mother, Mah Aunt, And Mah Two Sister Are All On There Periods. I Can't Even Brush Mah Teeth In Mah Own House Without Being Treatd Like A Criminal. Fat FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (4779)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

2day I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in mah living room watching TV . FML

#13413623
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (2660)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamsterhen I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28347) - you deserved it (5288)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, an about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there an was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33229) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, aftar going on a blind data with a man I had mat on facabook, wa dacidad to go back to his apartmant. All was going good until ha took off his pants, only to ravaal that ha was waaring a diapar. FML

#12929120
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (18701)

On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today..!! I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name!! I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers!! FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6235) - you deserved it (50869)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows 4 30 minutes straight. FML

#12636140
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21535) - you deserved it (3423)

On 08/20/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by notyoueallie (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML

#12485840
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29123) - you deserved it (33837)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I APPLIED FIR A JOB AN SENT MY CV , THEN REALISED I SENT THE EXAMPLE CV I GOT OFF THE INTERNET. NOW THEY THINK BOB BROWNHO LIVES AT 123 SUNSHINE STREET IS APPLYING FIR A JOB. FML

#12261661
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9152) - you deserved it (34644)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on mah last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

#12234488
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (3049)

On 07/31/2010 at 10:28pm - love - by XxHinkaixX (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I dropped my phone in water , an my friends told me to putted it in rice to draw out the water !! They putted my phone in riceroni !! My phone now smells like chicken an has rice seasoning stuck all over it !! Needless to say it still doesn't work !! FML

#12198521
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12723) - you deserved it (29467)

On 07/30/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by rosesareyellow - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got mah sister to pluck mah eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. big fat FML

#11849273
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17191) - you deserved it (26050)

On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I saw a video of me from over te weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. Wat te fuck appened tat nigt? FML

#10748926
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18565) - you deserved it (53430)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)



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