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by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 1:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by justnance / 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
by perenoel / 12/03/2011 at 11:24am / France / Kids
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
by friedchicken / 11/12/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML
by deviable / 11/09/2011 at 12:32pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML
by drastech99 / 09/23/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…