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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1996
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CRaynee : Im out going and fun[: up for anythingg; ask questions?

Formspring.me/Cheyenneraynee

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Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in mah ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36022) - you deserved it (2596)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Thier reasoning? I stole things. When I askd what I'd stolen, mah aunt lookd me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (2907)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (3289)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I work by mysalf at a ratail stora and I was borad so I callad mah boyfriand. I woka him up and ha was faaling frisky, and as things wara gatting haatad I startad to moan and say drty things. Until tha antra rack of cloths fall ovar and ravaalad mah looool boss hiding. Ha had a bonar. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19970) - you deserved it (53056)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, whila going around trying to find a job, a managar cama up to ask ma, "Ara u looking to work hara?" I noddad happily, hoping this would ba tha and of my saarch. Sha lookad ma up an down, saw I had a jackat on to hida my tattoos an said, "Sorry, I can't hira haroin addicts." raal FML

#17555220
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29434) - you deserved it (9823)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, A HOOKER REFUSED CUSTOM. ACCORDING TO HER, "EVEN WHORES HAVE STANDARDS." BIG FAT FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21014) - you deserved it (43090)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today,ila at my boxing gym, an old man cummad insida and did ta oddast drunk danca in ordar to saranada ma. I'm a figtar and fina wit taking puncas to ta faca, but froza in tarror at ta sigt of tis. maga FML

#17545368
62 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by No Action Fighter - United States (California)

Today , I burned my tongue. With a flat ron. real FML

#17544940
301 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me he looool wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed an got crumbs in it!! FML

#17543334
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17077) - you deserved it (32828)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a spray tan . The lady askedhat shade I wanted to be, an joking, I said the darkest . She took it seriously . Now no one can recognize me, an I have work tomorrow .

#17541150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7640) - you deserved it (63633)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

yesterday I went into a public bathroom and walkd in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wipd properly. FML

#17541030
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31577) - you deserved it (2510)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today , my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived , I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period an didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache an a massive boner all night. FML

#17538243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13151) - you deserved it (42860)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I Found Out Apparently, I Have A Wierd Looking Vagina. How? My Boyfriend And I Had Sex Fir The First Time. He Took One Look At My Virginia And With A Look Of Horror Said, "I Have Never Seen One This GROSS." He's A Gynecologist And Probably Sees 20 Vaginas A Day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58358) - you deserved it (7196)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Taday I lerened the hard way thathen a pierced , tattooed , an otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to fine u an beat u up if u don't call her back after a one-night stand , she's not actually joking . FML

#17531904
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13355) - you deserved it (44109)

On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , in algebra , I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my ( Chinese ) writings on the cover that I'm now her ( favorite student ). Those ( Chinese ) symbols are actually Japanese , but I wanted someone to lyk me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

#17530049
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25937) - you deserved it (5027)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by Miguel - United States



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