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  • Town/Country : ThEiR hEaRts, uMm...
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 May 1991 (20 years)
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About CRUZs_GURL1 : hE'He I'm A Very Happy Out Going Person.....And My Tw0 Year Old Son And My Husband Are My Life, I Love Them Unconditionally.

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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5832) - you deserved it (13387)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by lendahandmanda (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to listen to them having it off for most of the night, serving a very loud reminder that I've been single for five years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11512) - you deserved it (1723)

On 02/23/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by Cromwel620 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12080) - you deserved it (3159)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36724) - you deserved it (2838)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version