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Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 4:50pm - misc - by yerbuagalapagos wonder (woman) - Ecuador (Galapagos)
Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
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