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CODplayer4lyfe

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 258
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About CODplayer4lyfe : I'm 14 and play football in high school. I love video games and talking to people :D. Message me if you want, doesn't matter. #ForeverAvailable

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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31565) - you deserved it (6222)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

#21263853
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35429) - you deserved it (2470)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm - health - by catgiraffegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

#21118358
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43293) - you deserved it (5032)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43293) - you deserved it (5032)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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