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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About CODplayer4lyfe : Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor...
(Beware of the wall of text)
I'm 15 and play football in high school (#JSquad). I love video games and fucking around on my computer. I'm currently attempting to make a decent looking webpage. Message me if you want, doesn't matter. I do have kik, just message me if you want it. I will be majoring in video game creation and/or computer science in general. I'm more of a math person, fuck the english. Sentence fragments are my favorite. I love to read sci-fi, if you know any good books let me know. I've been told I have nice eyes. (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

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CODplayer4lyfe's favorite FMLs

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

#21403375
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (3831)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:36pm - misc - by imtheshit - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

#21402099
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29930) - you deserved it (5330)

On 04/29/2015 at 11:31pm - love - by Confusedblonde - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

#21394396
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29554) - you deserved it (2678)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35318) - you deserved it (3644)

On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32610) - you deserved it (3040)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31806) - you deserved it (7192)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

#21263853
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35503) - you deserved it (2477)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm - health - by catgiraffegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

#21118358
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43379) - you deserved it (5041)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

#21118358
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43379) - you deserved it (5041)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

#21067130
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49977) - you deserved it (4041)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51400) - you deserved it (9634)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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