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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About CODplayer4lyfe : Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor...

I'm sorry for my name, I can't change it.

(Beware of the wall of text)

I'm 15 and play football in high school (#JSquad). I love video games and fucking around on my computer. I'm currently attempting to make a decent looking webpage. Message me if you want, doesn't matter. I do have kik, just message me if you want it. I will be majoring in video game creation and/or computer science in general. I'm more of a math person, fuck the english. Sentence fragments are my favorite. I love to read sci-fi, if you know any good books let me know. I've been told I have nice eyes. (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

I think you're kind of cute. ;3

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with another woman. They told me to leave so they could finish, and that "we'll all talk this over later." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (1638)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by hellno (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML


Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28742) - you deserved it (1979)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16758) - you deserved it (18625)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML


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On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML


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On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML


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On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML


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On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my dad about my worries for my mental health. He then told me about the tracking device the aliens had implanted in his hand when they abducted him. There's nothing like family. FML

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML


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On 04/29/2015 at 11:31pm - love - by Confusedblonde - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML


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On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

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