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Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56494) - you deserved it (5388)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

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On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML

#20911508
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On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

#20091141
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On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
218 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

#18302175
142 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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302 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929
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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
275 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States



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