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CESarah794
  • Town/Country : Middleburg, Pennsylvania
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About CESarah794 : Well fuck my life.

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61765) - you deserved it (6193)

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