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CDS09
  • Town/Country : Lex Vagas, United States
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9001) - you deserved it (34433)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27398) - you deserved it (57191)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)