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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12230
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CAITx4OH1xCORE : The name's Cait and I play XBOX. :)

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Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

#1834550
640 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94653) - you deserved it (8632)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

#1751359
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71712) - you deserved it (42810)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55585) - you deserved it (14459)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



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