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CAGymnast

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 April 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CAGymnast : DOCTOR WHO. 'Nuff said.

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Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

by screewit / 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

by ThatsNotRight / 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm / United States (Hawaii) / Kids

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

by Lilie / 12/17/2008 at 5:25am / Love

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

by zevil / 11/18/2008 at 11:54am / Peru (Lima) / Love

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

by Sarah91 / 10/13/2008 at 4:23am / Love