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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 324
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CAGymnast : DOCTOR WHO. 'Nuff said.

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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by screewit (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:54am - love - by zevil - Peru (Lima)

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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