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by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by rmb131 / 03/20/2009 at 12:33am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by cmerr / 03/19/2009 at 3:40am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
by gentileman / 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/14/2009 at 1:08am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by depresso / 03/13/2009 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
by oh_mylanta / 03/02/2009 at 4:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML
by groomfail / 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML
by wwasmer / 02/27/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML
by froyo / 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, I agree to go into work an hour early and stay and hour late. This would be fine if I didn't… Today, after working my ass off for months to prove myself, I asked my boss for more hours, since… Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under…