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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CAGymnast : DOCTOR WHO. 'Nuff said.

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Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

#12964178
146 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

#12626936
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9328) - you deserved it (76630)

On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML

#12114157
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25239) - you deserved it (11478)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:03am - love - by beeee - Australia

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized if you leave a can of soda in parked car during a heatwave it will explode all over everything. My car is like a human glue trap. FML

#11895000
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19844) - you deserved it (24763)

On 07/15/2010 at 5:31am - misc - by bigmikenyc - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me because his mom told him to. FML

#11211630
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41175) - you deserved it (5104)

On 06/15/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Mamasboyhater - United States (California)

Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

#9647002
166 comments

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On 04/05/2010 at 6:14am - misc - by blah. - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

#8480330
156 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

#7973705
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28838) - you deserved it (2538)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
135 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

#7376800
73 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

#7334847
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44329) - you deserved it (2444)

On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

#6983877
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33701) - you deserved it (3034)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

#6900019
129 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 9:30am - health - by SnowyConcussion (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I cleaned out my husband's drawer. He had kept every love letter I wrote him for the past 7 years. I smiled, struck by how romantic he was. My bliss was short-lived as I realized that he had also kept every single love letter his other lovers wrote him while we were married. FML

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