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About C3S4R_V4R3L4 : So about me. Hmm. I'm a furry, so kawaii óÔÔò
I'm into anime and gaming. So far staying up to part with Sword Art Online II and Akame Ga Kill. Still on the wait for Black Bullet and Attack On Titan.
I've been a furry for maybe 7 years and it's a new way to look a life. For me it's another way to crawl away from reality into a world where everyone likes me.
As for gaming most guys are gamers so this portion won't matter. Though feel free to add me on PS3/PS4. I own both.
I'm 6'0 a nice guy with many personalities. If you get to know me you might get to know them all. Not even I know them all. I'm calm though I always have some thoughts that aren't good for my health.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Monday 30 March 2015