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About C3S4R_V4R3L4 : Let's just say that over the rainbow you'll probably just fall to your death and at the end of the rainbow there will be a pot of gold but with a leprechaun prepped up to the ass hole in arms ready to annihilate anyone who comes by and me well I'm just here narrating this as I wait for some one to fall off the rainbow or try to take some gold.
As for the story above I'm not so sure. I'm random and maybe psychotic a bit. GO ANARCHY fire will always be fire unless you start to play with it and set a police officers home on flames. Either way have fun!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Monday 1 September 2014