About C0leTRain01 : Napoleon, you're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day.
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by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
by hipprep83 / 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was… Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress… Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my…