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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (17 years)
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About C00kiesNcream : Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn (:
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Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML


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On 02/13/2015 at 12:33pm - misc - by Innocence (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML


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On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML


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On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe (woman) - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by ugh (woman) - United States (Washington)

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