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C00kiesNcream

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C00kiesNcream

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About C00kiesNcream : I guess I'm a bitter old b**ch.
Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn (:
Sarcasm is the best policy. Honestly.
Grammar Nazi
Rumours are true. I carry nutella and olives in my bag
Do I like you? Probably not...
Yes, I will stalk you even if you don't want me to
I cannot stand insecure females that feel the need to pose half naked for "likes." A bikini is for the beach, not the bathroom.
This goes for men too, we get that your moobs may need attention but not on here.

C00kiesNcream's page activity

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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C00kiesNcream's favorite FMLs

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (1427)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

#21423389
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25722) - you deserved it (3421)

On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

#21414941
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24073) - you deserved it (6247)

On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

#21401688
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26427) - you deserved it (2659)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43341) - you deserved it (19620)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

#21355326
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (3216)

On 02/13/2015 at 12:33pm - misc - by Innocence (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

#21354774
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30303) - you deserved it (1958)

On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18809) - you deserved it (35707)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34859) - you deserved it (3325)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

#21348837
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16064) - you deserved it (29465)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML

#21069128
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37310) - you deserved it (7757)

On 02/23/2014 at 3:10am - animals - by dsamanthas - United States (California)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22352) - you deserved it (75028)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

#20825844
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45806) - you deserved it (5297)

On 08/07/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe (woman) - Sweden

Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML

#20555821
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33506) - you deserved it (2808) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Lorraine)



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