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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 751
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About C00kiesNcream : I love my fiancé more than cupcakes 😍 and olives hehe
Future lawyer, future wife, future princess of world domination 😊
Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn😊
Sarcasm is the best policy. Honestly. 😒
Grammar Nazi 😒

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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C00kiesNcream's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20204) - you deserved it (3399)

On 09/25/2015 at 11:03am - animals - by zAstonish (man) - Singapore

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23165) - you deserved it (1430)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML


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On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26979) - you deserved it (2729)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28791) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/13/2015 at 12:33pm - misc - by Innocence (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML


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On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19666) - you deserved it (37220)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35620) - you deserved it (3417)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38567) - you deserved it (7958)

On 02/23/2014 at 3:10am - animals - by dsamanthas - United States (California)

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