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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 925
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About C00kiesNcream : I love my fiancé more than cupcakes 😍 and olives hehe
Future lawyer, future wife, future princess of world domination 😊
Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn😊
Sarcasm is the best policy. Honestly. 😒
Grammar Nazi 😒

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C00kiesNcream's favorite FMLs

Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20425) - you deserved it (3462)

On 01/02/2016 at 3:25am - kids - by me - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20363) - you deserved it (1980)

On 12/16/2015 at 10:28am - kids - by anon (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22912) - you deserved it (2254)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (2290)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24850) - you deserved it (2854)

On 11/22/2015 at 1:10am - love - by unimpressed bride (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21469) - you deserved it (2049)

On 11/19/2015 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22939) - you deserved it (2802)

On 10/12/2015 at 5:28pm - kids - by lemonchips - Norway

Today, I witnessed a man die from a heart attack. When I told my dad later, he said "Lose some weight or you'll be next." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23686) - you deserved it (5089)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Annienomous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21270) - you deserved it (3653)

On 09/25/2015 at 11:03am - animals - by zAstonish (man) - Singapore

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24596) - you deserved it (1651)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25240) - you deserved it (6521)

On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

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