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C00kiesNcream

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C00kiesNcream

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About C00kiesNcream : Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn (:

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Visits<b>Bigmommo</b> - yesterday at 4:15am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 10:08pm<b>LiveLifeAllDay</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 8:20pm<b>Tbear11</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 3:17pm<b>victoria63</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 2:56pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 1:39pm<b>Kamon97</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 11:21pm<b>cloco87</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 6:13am<b>Cherryta</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 5:36am<b>flufee2</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 10:29pm<b>Mr_snuggels</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 12:12am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 10:42pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 8:25pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 6:05pm<b>PCJJacket</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 10:59am<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 8:30pm<b>Klima</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 2:55pm<b>RicanDucky</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 11:08am

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