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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 823
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About C00kiesNcream : I love my fiancé more than cupcakes 😍 and olives hehe
Future lawyer, future wife, future princess of world domination 😊
Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn😊
Sarcasm is the best policy. Honestly. 😒
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Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML


I agree, your life sucks (20646) - you deserved it (1958)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20649) - you deserved it (2065)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML


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On 11/22/2015 at 1:10am - love - by unimpressed bride (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML


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On 11/19/2015 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML


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On 10/12/2015 at 5:28pm - kids - by lemonchips - Norway

Today, I witnessed a man die from a heart attack. When I told my dad later, he said "Lose some weight or you'll be next." FML


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On 10/09/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Annienomous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 11:03am - animals - by zAstonish (man) - Singapore

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML


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On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML


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On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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