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C00kiesNcream

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C00kiesNcream

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 December 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About C00kiesNcream : Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn (:

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