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C00kiesNcream

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About C00kiesNcream : Men were made because vibrators can't mow the lawn (:

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Visits<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 4:47pm<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 1:16am<b>cdalton</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 8:51pm<b>kidinkbaby</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 1:53pm<b>coolsoccer1234</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 10:13am<b>gis0392</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 9:52pm<b>ashleylove0525</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 8:57pm<b>sorryheadphones</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 8:32pm<b>lb562</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 7:51pm<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:10pm<b>jagybains</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 9:41am<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 1:49am<b>TaylorWhiteGirl</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 2:21pm<b>flufee2</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 12:38pm<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 9:53am<b>sshie</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 9:29am<b>Tthug</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 8:59am<b>braver7315</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 3:25pm

Liked!<b>flufee2</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 11:59pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:28am<b>gogators941</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 7:19pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 3:28am

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