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ByronJess
  • Town/Country : Washington, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 September 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 975
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 35 posted

About ByronJess : If Cinderella had a shoe that fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

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Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13628) - you deserved it (698)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - misc - by ByronJess - United States

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Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)



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