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Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML
by Okay_Then / 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML
by ByronJess / 08/21/2012 at 4:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by picklet / 05/12/2012 at 10:36am / Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan) / Work
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