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Buttsexpirate

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2532
  • Number of comments : 380
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Buttsexpirate : I'll be plundering, raiding, and pillaging yer booty! Argh!

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Buttsexpirate's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 11:52am / United States / Kids

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids