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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1930
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About Buttsexpirate : I'll be plundering, raiding, and pillaging yer booty! Argh!

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I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML


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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, It Was My First Day On The Job As A First Grade Teacher . One Student Pushed Another, So I Asked Him To Apologize . His Response? "If You Boss Me Around, I'll Tell Daddy You Touched Me Somewhere You Shouldn't Have." I Think I'm Now This Kid's Slave . Mega FML


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