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  • Number of visits : 16838
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:28pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:15am<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 5:20pm<b>ittybittylover</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:10am<b>uchihastephy88</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:52am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:06pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 7:08pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 1:21pm<b>andiiibandiii526</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:38pm<b>dreadlocmask</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:28am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:44pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:00pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:49pm<b>ALPHA8WOLF</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 9:14pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:08pm<b>DJ_Pelco</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:11am<b>jjmack34</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:54pm

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:16pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:09am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:08am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:49pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:08pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:00pm<b>eaglerob</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:59pm

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ButterflyHaze's favorite FMLs

Today, while watching home videos with my family, I saw a clip of me as an infant attempting to breast feed from my father while he laughed uncontrollably. Now, my son keeps sneaking his baby brother's head under my shirt while I'm asleep. The last time he actually began to suckle. FML

by Nasty / 04/25/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

by iliana74 / 04/20/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

by killme.jpeg / 04/17/2016 at 9:04pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous

Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML

by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, my friend asked me for advice on how to break up with her boyfriend. I've never done it before so I googled it, my own boyfriend happened to walk in and now isn't speaking to me. He won't believe me when I say it was "for a friend." FML

by howtobreakup / 04/11/2016 at 12:39pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Love

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

by bruised / 04/11/2016 at 3:26am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said: "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

by only child says fuck you mom / 04/10/2016 at 10:56am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

by WHY / 03/31/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love

Today, I had a heart attack. In the hospital the doctor compared my heart to that of a stressed out 60 year-old's. I'm 17 and I don't even have a job yet. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 11:39am / Health

Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML

by BikerGuy / 02/24/2016 at 1:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML

by DarkChild / 02/11/2016 at 5:18pm / France / Kids