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ButterflyHaze

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  • Number of visits : 10005
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ButterflyHaze : I used to row. I'm thinking about coxing due to a back injury. That's all.

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Visits<b>andiiibandiii526</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:38pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm<b>dreadlocmask</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:28am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:44pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:00pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:49pm<b>ALPHA8WOLF</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 9:14pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:08pm<b>DJ_Pelco</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:11am<b>jjmack34</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:54pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:06am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 7:19pm<b>mojopin</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 2:33am<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 11:06am<b>StraightKing</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 6:11pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 11:36am<b>GodPart2</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 6:57pm

Fucked!<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:49pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:08pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:00pm<b>eaglerob</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:59pm

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ButterflyHaze's favorite FMLs

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

#21414120
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26132) - you deserved it (1705)

On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (1802)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30158) - you deserved it (2770)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

#21412638
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24898) - you deserved it (2130)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

#21406339
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (2960)

On 05/07/2015 at 5:56pm - misc - by Martine624 - Netherlands

Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML

#21405584
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10750) - you deserved it (39808)

On 05/06/2015 at 10:34am - work - by Freelman - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

#21404933
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26392) - you deserved it (5500)

On 05/05/2015 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

#21404461
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (2347)

On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

#21403711
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30892) - you deserved it (2676)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

#21403387
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29053) - you deserved it (1981)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:54pm - misc - by Eternal Servitude - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

#21402047
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (9732)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by MiniJeans - United States (Florida)

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

#21401155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (3581)

On 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)



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