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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 June 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 769
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML

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