Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BunnyRabbit411

Offline (23 hours ago) | Search for a member

BunnyRabbit411

3Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

BunnyRabbit411's page activity

Visits<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 12:26am<b>trevieh47</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 7:13pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 9:16am<b>frbrbrb</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 8:48am<b>HunterHimself</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 12:02pm<b>zeropointnine</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 8:32pm<b>Flaco78</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 4:41am<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 1:32am<b>Mrhammer404</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 10:33pm<b>alicealiveordead</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 8:39am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 10:37am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 3:40am<b>VMG</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 10:42pm<b>Eleora</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 10:23pm<b>ijulez</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 12:09pm<b>crazymadkitty</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 7:13am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 3:16am<b>joe3</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:35pm

Liked!<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 9:16am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 12:41am<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 5:30am

BunnyRabbit411's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of BunnyRabbit411's badges

BunnyRabbit411's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44496) - you deserved it (16518)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

#21238688
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44242) - you deserved it (3090)

On 08/16/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by bad birthdays - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

#21157398
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60882) - you deserved it (6713)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168430) - you deserved it (27394)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (180482) - you deserved it (12259)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

#511174
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126632) - you deserved it (20387)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

#402387
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181569) - you deserved it (9126)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (179321) - you deserved it (14600)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: