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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 May 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bunchofdipsticks : only on this site when it's late and I am trieng to fall aleep so sorry for any dumbass comment

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Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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