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BunchieRules

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  • Number of visits : 4767
  • Number of comments : 387
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BunchieRules : Disregard the description that follows. I made this account a very long time ago... let's just say I was a weird kid.

My name? Bunchie Bunchison, FML's official Bunchie. I tend to insert many horrible puns in my comments, but you get used to them after a while.
First off, I am not a green llama.
I am one of an entire species of phallic-looking creatures whose ancestry spans for many centuries. I myself come from a long line of fellow Bunchies who all reside in a small town known as Bunchieville, Kansas. We are family friends with Dorothy and Auntie Em, and we happen to own a large wheat farm that has been passed down for many generations.
Each morning when the rooster crows, we youngins drive our tractors for several miles to a one-room schoolhouse. There, we learn about the many great Bunchies that shaped the world we currently live in.

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Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

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On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

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101 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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103 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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165 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (3634)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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112 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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173 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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213 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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157 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm - kids - by Monroe - United States

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)



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