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BunchieRules
  • Town/Country : Bunchieville, KS, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1834
  • Number of comments : 380
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BunchieRules : My name? Bunchie Bunchison, FML's official Bunchie. I tend to insert many horrible puns in my comments, but you get used to them after a while.
First off, I am not a green llama.
I am one of an entire species of phallic-looking creatures whose ancestry spans for many centuries. I myself come from a long line of fellow Bunchies who all reside in a small town known as Bunchieville, Kansas. We are family friends with Dorothy and Auntie Em, and we happen to own a large wheat farm that has been passed down for many generations.
Each morning when the rooster crows, we youngins drive our tractors for several miles to a one-room schoolhouse. There, we learn about the many great Bunchies that shaped the world we currently live in. I am much older than this profile would lead you to believe; however, our Bunchie calendar is much more sophisticated than what you Earthlings rely on. Therefore, you puny humans cannot even measure how long I have existed.
Cheerio!

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Today, my wife made my hand bleed by stabbing it with a fork. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

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On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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