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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3635
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BunBunBabe : My name is Marissa, I also go by Bun Bun. I love living in Minnesota, it's beautiful and a great place to be. My favorite music is techno/house/dance music, favorite group is LMFAO. I am about to be a bartender at one of my favorite sports bars south of the Twin Cities, I'm 21 and love to go out and having fun!! I am not a fan of grammar nazis, just because someone makes one small mistake doesn't mean they are illiterate or stupid, just take your anger out on something else because no one cares. This is just the FML website, not a college essay, and correcting people constantly makes you look like an overbearing control-freak.

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BunBunBabe's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

#20683515
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56417) - you deserved it (17936)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

#20679725
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55097) - you deserved it (4644)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

#20679582
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37323) - you deserved it (9757)

On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (2798)

On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

#20679387
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40101) - you deserved it (3230)

On 05/22/2013 at 6:56am - misc - by stillhave2years - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

#20679293
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41664) - you deserved it (3119)

On 05/22/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by SadPuppy - United States

Today, and throughout the past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively shut off. Why? Because my deranged mother-in-law has been stealing the money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. She also stole the late notices because she didn't want me to be "mad". FML

#20678301
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46733) - you deserved it (2977)

On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

#20677893
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45625) - you deserved it (6532)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by Time for a haircut (man) - United States

Today, while on my way to an important interview, I was stopped and ticketed for speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed up, I was told they forgot to call and let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML

Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML

#20677176
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41660) - you deserved it (3985)

On 05/21/2013 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML

#20676137
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37627) - you deserved it (6084)

On 05/20/2013 at 7:23pm - animals - by catcraze - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

#20675748
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51073) - you deserved it (17412)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML

#20675279
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39346) - you deserved it (2976)

On 05/20/2013 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45794) - you deserved it (3499)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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