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Bumlycar

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Bumlycar

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  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20541) - you deserved it (1654)

On 12/23/2015 at 1:03pm - health - by julieriis - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, during the "what can your manager do to help with your career aspirations" section of my annual review, my manager basically told me she wouldn't help me and I should quit. FML

#21472248
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21000) - you deserved it (1543)

On 09/24/2015 at 3:09pm - work - by officework (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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