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BumbleChick

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BumbleChick

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1443
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BumbleChick : Just a broke college student that studies, works out, and is trying to live life.

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BumbleChick's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (174718) - you deserved it (30403)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (266215) - you deserved it (59872)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73523) - you deserved it (4482)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237510) - you deserved it (82090)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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