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Bull
  • Town/Country : Schenectady, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 May 1980 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 533
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bull : Typical Jarhead. Love Alcohol, Tobacco and firearms.

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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (459)

I agree, your life sucks (137019) - you deserved it (19611)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

#820741 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (69472) - you deserved it (4971)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by IfuSeekAmyIdo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

#791194 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (45582) - you deserved it (3986)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

#613226 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (19015) - you deserved it (59784)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by ohhotdamn (woman) - United States (Kansas)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

#179475 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (41941) - you deserved it (7027)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (528)

I agree, your life sucks (141676) - you deserved it (53026)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)