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About Bugatti_Veyron : yes, that is my car in the picture.

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Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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