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About Budderchook : How the Hell did you get to my damn profile you profile creeper! I don't comment. Ever. ! But it's okay. I'm a profile creeper too :3
And here I will leave you with some useless information about me :)
I have had 15 pets in the past and have 5 now, I love love love books and sometimes tv (I like books better) I love FML! :)
I love music sooooooo much! It's basically my whole life! It's saved my life several times.
P.S, Please inbox me!
I love meeting new people, I'm now single. No, that is not me in the profile picture. I needed a new profile pic. Don't judge. If you visit my profile, you have the chance of being messaged! I randomly pick people to message.. (I only read the comment rules cause I wanted the badge) MY AGE ON HERE IS A LIE! Please ignore the amount of FML's I've posted. I make some up to make other people laugh, but most of them are true
I have KIK?...
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML
Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014