About Buchitoo : Name: Jasiel. I live in Yonkers, NY. I go to NYU majoring in Sociology, a minor in philosophy and another minor in political science. Then go to law school. Yeah I'm lil a nerd. I love reading. My favorite book is Days of Tears by Julius Lester. I hate Drama. I'm a very simple, sweet and down-to-earth person. I try to enjoy life in a day-by-day basis because you never know what can happen tomorrow. IDGAF of what anybody thinks of me because NOBODY is living my life for me. One of my goals in life is to fund an organization for the poor kids in underdeveloped countries, especially in Dominican Republic (Where I am from) and in Africa to provide them with food, clothing and an education. I love to laugh, I love love love to dance any type of music, but especially my spanish music.
I have a puppy which I love and adore with my whole heart! Her name is Isabelle. I put her on my description because she is part of me! Anything else you can msg me :)
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Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)
Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML
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On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm - love - by blahblah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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