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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 53405
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Bubs's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

#273753
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72852) - you deserved it (9287)

On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89595) - you deserved it (28607)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

#257838
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60219) - you deserved it (3981)

On 03/10/2009 at 12:20am - love - by nononame (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

#249390
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58451) - you deserved it (4286)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

#182768
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81160) - you deserved it (8239)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

#157992
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41652) - you deserved it (12718)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by caswell 1 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

#155544
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24146) - you deserved it (45978)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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