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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 52680
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Liked!<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:37pm

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Taday I walked behind a grl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page an got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

#273753
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68230) - you deserved it (8599)

On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)

Today it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86643) - you deserved it (27653)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

#257838
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57895) - you deserved it (3767)

On 03/10/2009 at 12:20am - love - by nononame (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was working at the grocery store an a very old woman wanted to give me a tip 4 bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile an a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

#249390
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56019) - you deserved it (4100)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY... WHILE DRIVING MY KIDS TO SCHOOL... MY SON SAID... "WHY DON'T YOU FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE... SO WE CAN JUST LIVE WITH DADDY?" THEN MY DAUGHTER ADDD... "YEAH... 'CAUSE WE LOVE DADDY."

#182768
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78206) - you deserved it (7936)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)

I was at te scool's rec center, working out 4 te frst time in aile. Wile tere, tere was tis very mysteriously attractive grlo kept sooting me glances. I asked 4 er number and se responded by saying "if u can lift tis same weigt as me". I couldn't. FML

#157992
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37752) - you deserved it (11672)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by caswell 1 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't lyk his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replid, "You first." FML

#155544
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (42271)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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