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About Bubs : In fair weather OR foul!?!?!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Taday I walked behind a grl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page an got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store an a very old woman wanted to give me a tip 4 bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile an a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
I was at te scool's rec center, working out 4 te frst time in aile. Wile tere, tere was tis very mysteriously attractive grlo kept sooting me glances. I asked 4 er number and se responded by saying "if u can lift tis same weigt as me". I couldn't. FML
Friday 27 March 2015