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Bubs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 53660
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bubs : In fair weather OR foul!?!?!

Bubs's page activity

Visits<b>alfalfalaffa</b> - 17 hours ago<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:33am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 1:54am<b>nominaski</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:03pm<b>jordi55</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 4:23am<b>muis545</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:57pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:49pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Moonunit226</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 9:46pm<b>saranguyen24</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:23am<b>WordBea</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:46pm<b>emmeelgee</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 7:34pm<b>hampti_dampti</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:51am<b>ScenePanda45</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:46pm<b>conman317</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 10:55am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 12:11am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 1:14pm<b>NomadicPie</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 3:19am

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:14pm<b>ZombieSazza</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:11am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:35pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:37pm

Bubs's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Bubs's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

by Noname / 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

by deez_nutz / 03/10/2009 at 8:46am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

by nononame / 03/10/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Louisiana) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

by unsatisfied / 03/09/2009 at 2:15am / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

by E / 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

by caswell 1 / 02/28/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

by bojangles / 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love