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Bubs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 53862
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bubs : In fair weather OR foul!?!?!

Bubs's page activity

Visits<b>legoman213579</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 12:38pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 3:44pm<b>dno79</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 3:41pm<b>alfalfalaffa</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 6:27pm<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:33am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 1:54am<b>nominaski</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:03pm<b>jordi55</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 4:23am<b>muis545</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:57pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:49pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Moonunit226</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 9:46pm<b>saranguyen24</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:23am<b>WordBea</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:46pm<b>emmeelgee</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 7:34pm<b>hampti_dampti</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:51am<b>ScenePanda45</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:46pm<b>conman317</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 10:55am

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 9:44pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:14pm<b>ZombieSazza</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:11am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:35pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:37pm

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Bubs's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML

by SmileEveryday / 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

by MrAwsum / 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

by princess / 03/17/2009 at 1:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

by not_so_sweet_sixteen / 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

by thiswouldhappen. / 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML

by WhatdyaDo / 03/16/2009 at 5:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

by twit / 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm / United States (Maryland) / Money

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

by thankskimi / 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

by Alexa23 / 03/15/2009 at 11:47am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

by Noname / 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

by DSM / 03/14/2009 at 7:05am / United States (North Dakota) / Love

Today, I told my boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

by knee2tak / 03/14/2009 at 5:46am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I met a really nice couple at a bar. We talked and the conversation eventually drifted towards online dating. I casually commented that hooking up through the internet was sad and pathetic. Turns out they met on Myspace. FML

by bigmouth / 03/14/2009 at 4:43am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

by mugs / 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

by cdick / 03/11/2009 at 4:46pm / United States (Virginia) / Love