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Bubs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 54095
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bubs : In fair weather OR foul!?!?!

Bubs's page activity

Visits<b>LMAO_SM</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 2:54pm<b>legoman213579</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 12:38pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 3:44pm<b>dno79</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 3:41pm<b>alfalfalaffa</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 6:27pm<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:33am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 1:54am<b>nominaski</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:03pm<b>muis545</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:57pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:49pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Moonunit226</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 9:46pm<b>saranguyen24</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:23am<b>WordBea</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:46pm<b>emmeelgee</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 7:34pm<b>hampti_dampti</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:51am<b>ScenePanda45</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:46pm<b>conman317</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 10:55am

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 9:44pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:14pm<b>ZombieSazza</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:11am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:35pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:37pm

Bubs's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Bubs's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

by dogs_and_toucans / 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm / United States / Love

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

by Shelly / 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

by Aether / 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 1:35am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2009 at 4:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

by brhorton02 / 04/06/2009 at 10:42am / United States (New Hampshire) / Money

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

by Anna / 04/06/2009 at 6:41am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at work at Wendy's, a lady came through the drive-thru with her kid. As I was handing them their order, her child points to me and exclaims "mommy, I thought you weren't supposed to work at places like this when you get older". FML

by Frosty / 04/06/2009 at 3:13am / United States (Georgia) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

by Lastsecondstand / 04/06/2009 at 12:39am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

by engaged / 03/29/2009 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks: "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

by Chubs / 03/29/2009 at 8:32am / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Kids