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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 January 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1348
  • Number of comments : 550
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Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39777) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML


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On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47750) - you deserved it (6589)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML


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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

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