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Bubbelz
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 139
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Today, at my job as a waitress, I patiently told an elderly customer that it wasn't OK to grab my butt. He started crying. I was fired for "being mean and unreasonable". FML

#16973743 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (32072) - you deserved it (2266)

On 07/04/2011 at 2:33pm - work - by buttstothat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

#13075106 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (14762) - you deserved it (8750)

On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (5104) - you deserved it (13356)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (26695) - you deserved it (16072)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32105) - you deserved it (3156)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (60224) - you deserved it (3559)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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